Kowabunga

Recently, that person over on some blog decided that Conservatives are the "American Taliban" and proceeded with this point by point comparison. I think it is time to come up with a more accurate comparison.

Foreign Policy

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidels, Die!
Conservatives: Peace through Superior Fire Power/Peace through Spreading Liberty.
Left-Wing Nuts: We Surrender! (Picard/French Maneuver)

Executing Minors

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidels, Die!
Conservatives: Sometimes it may be necessary.
Left-Wing Nuts: But he's a victim, too!

Crime and Punishment

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidels, Die!
Conservatives: Have gun, will self-defend.
Left-Wing Nuts: I'm unarmed! Please don't hurt me!

Pop culture

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidels, Die!
Conservatives: TV is a waste of time.
Left-Wing Nuts: I believe everything Bab's says!

Self-image

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidels, Die!
Conservatives: Willingness to enter open debate.
Left-Wing Nuts: Die, Infidels, Die!

God

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidels, Die!
Conservatives: Beer is proof thet God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
Left-Wing Nuts: Die, Infidels, Die!

Stem Cell Research

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidels, Die!
Conservatives: Embryonic stem-cell research is morally repugnant and should be banned, other research okay
Left-Wing Nuts: Kill the babies so I might live.

Abortion

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidels, Die! Conservatives: Is morally repugnant, and should be limited. Left-Wing Nuts: Kill the babies: they're so inconvenient.

Leaders

Al Qaida/Taliban: God chose Osama Bin Laden to defeat the Great Satan.
Conservatives: should be chosen through free and open elections.
Left-Wing Nuts: Be sure to read the instructions for raising the dead to vote.

Use of Force

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidels, Die!
Conservatives: Sometimes it is necessary to remove evil, totalitarian, mass-murdering dictators, like Saddam Hussein.
Left-Wing Nuts: We surrender!

War In Iraq

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidels, Die!
Conservatives: Hussein was an evil, mass-murdering, totalitarian dictator.
Left-Wing Nuts: But, we love evil, mass-murdering, totalitarian dictators.

The Press

Al Qaida/Taliban: Control of the Press
Conservatives: Freedom of the Press.
Left-Wing Nuts: Manipulation of the Press for our own political gain.

Free Speech

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidel, Die!
Conservatives: We're all for open debate.
Left-Wing Nuts: Anyone who disagrees with us is a racist, capitalist pig who doesn't care about anything but themselves.

Individuals

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidel, Die!
Conservatives: All men are created equal, and are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights...
Left-Wing Nuts: Keep the poor and minorities in their place.

Cooperation

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidel, Die!
Conservatives: We're all in this together.
Left-Wing Nuts: You're either with us or against us

Tolerance

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidel, Die!
Conservatives: Freedom of religion.
Left-Wing Nuts: Freedom FROM religion.

Conscinece

Al Qaida/Taliban: Die, Infidel, Die!
Conservatives: Critical reflection.
Left-Wing Nuts: Obedience to authority.

Leaders

Al Qaida/Taliban: Subservient to will of its leaders.
Conservatives: Will served by Representative government.
Left-Wing Nuts: Subservient to will of its leaders.

Illicit Drugs

Al Qaida/Taliban: Sell them to the infidels so they will die.
Conservatives: Illicet drugs destroy both the mind and body.
Left-Wing Nuts: Let's Party!

Women

Al Qaida/Taliban: A woman's place is in the home, completely subserviant to her husband.
Conservatives: Women can pursue any career they wish, including housewife and stay at home mom.
Left-Wing Nuts: Any woman who chooses being a housewife or stay at home mom is a sell-out to the leftist agenda.

Marriage

Al Qaida/Taliban: is between a man and two or more women.
Conservatives: Is between one man and one woman.
Left-Wing Nuts: Hey, go ahead, marry your dog, cat, whatever, it's all the same.

Like the other aforementioned site, this list could go on and on and on. But what the hey, gotta give it a rest sometime.

What's really wacky is that the Left-Wing Nuts claim they don't support Al Qaida, yet they continue to call for our surrender (or withdrawal, however, to the Islamo Fascists, that is the same thing), and blame Conservatives and America for every atrocity committed against us, and say it is wrong to defend our Country. They shout “War is not the answer!” but refuse to acknowledge that it put a stop to black slavery in the United States, ended Nazism and the holocaust, and liberated Afghanistan and Iraq from murderous, totalitarian regimes where women had zero rights.

Got to wonder, just whose side are they on, anyway?