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January 30, 2006

Thumb's Up!

My morning commute is rarely, if anything, exciting. While cruising up Highway 35, I had a woman in a pickup pull up alongside me and give me a thumbs up. I could also see a smile on her face.

I am assuming she did so for one of my bumper stickers.

The obvious choices are:

"What would Reagan do?" with a peace sign and a B-1 bomber.
"Dubya!" on a green background, designed to combat all of those green "Wellstone!" stickers that still sho up on vehicles throughout Minnesota.
"Understanding terrorists...one bullet at a time." with an image of a .223 cartridge.

Being in Minnesota, and there is a variety of "WWRD?" stickers floating around, I am guessing it is either the green "Dubya!" sticker or the anti-terrorism sticker.

Either way, getting a thumbs up made my morning commute.

January 27, 2006

Flipper, the Wave Rider

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk.

"There I was, taking a team of spec ops into Cardasian Territory, when one of these guys handed me his hat. Said I should keep it for good luck," Flipper told the eagerly listening crowd, as he opened up his briefcase and produced his famed "Lucky Hat." The ohs and ahs from the surrounding onlookers was enough to make me want to Rommie; Quark was having a hard time suppressing a laugh.

A pint of Guinness and two fingers of Tribble Sweat was enough to loosen my tongue and that was my downfall.

"Hey, Flipper, when did you say you did this mission?" I asked.

Flipper looked over at me and responded, "Good to see you, Kahuna. Long time, no see. Pick up any new goodies from the Duras Sisters?"

He dodged my question. Probably because he didn't want to go into the "Christmas on Bajor" story again. He's been nailed on that too many times to count, yet, somehow, he still gets away with this load of hooey. Oh, well.

Quark butted in, "I hear the Duras Sisters have a new line of Ripple Rangers ready. Something targeted for surfers of Gremmie's caliber. Have you tried them out yet?"

"No," said Flipper. "How about it, Kahuna? Think they're any good?"

"Well, the Duras Sisters always turn out quality product. You should take a few out for a test drive, so to speak," I suggested.

"Good idea, Kahuna. I'll take you up on that. Care to join me for a test?"

That invitation caught me off guard. I had to think of something pretty quick.

Unfortunately, Quark intervened. "I think that's a marvelous idea. Kahuna can probably even arrange product endorsements for it. I'm sure Lursa would like that."

"Well, maybe they'd like me to endorse it as well," said Flipper, puffing his chest up at the thought of me getting all the fame and glory.

Quark continued, picking up on the new thread, "why, that's inspirational. Kahuna can provide commentary to your test driving the new line Ripple Rangers, and then cut to you providing the product endorsement."

"Hmm..."

I could see the bits of data flipping between binary positions as the logic of this hit Flippers, firing off the synapses of his brain.

"I think that is absolutely inspirational," Flipper finally concluded.

I looked at Quark, signaled for another round of Guinness and Tribble Sweat. When Quark sidled up to me, I whispered, "thanks a bloody lot," to him.

"Least I could do for my favorite customer."

"A little late to butter me up, isn't it?'

"I was referring to Flipper." Quark leaned in close, and in a whisper, said, "besides, think of all the great vid you can get of Flipper, displaying what a poser he really is."

I grinned at that, finally realizing what Quark was plan. By Kahless, he is truly devious. I lifted my pint of Guinness in a toast to Quark, and downed it in one mighty gulp. This should be fun.

Kahuna out.

January 26, 2006

Feinstein on the Constitution

Sometimes, the ignorance of our elected representatives astounds me. Senator Diane Feinstein (D-California) had the following to say in regards to Judge Alito's nomination to the Supreme Court of the United States:

If an originalist analysis was applied to the Fourteenth Amendment, women would not be provided equal protection under the Constitution, interracial marriages could be outlawed, schools could still be segregated and the principle of one man, one vote would not govern the way we elect our representatives.

See the whole article on FoxNews.

I've read the Fourtenth Amendment, and there is no way that it could be interpreted, using originalist analysis, as denying women, or any citizen, equal protection under the Law, among other things. Section 1 of the amendment is quite clear on that point: "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor to deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

Feinstein's statement causes me to wonder: has she actually READ the Constitution?

January 25, 2006

Warriors or Wusses

Yesterday, the L.A. Times published a column by Joel Stein called Warriors and Wusses. The resulting outrage has hit Stein and the Times like a wildfire.

There are several key passages in the piece:

"I DON'T SUPPORT our troops. This is a particularly difficult opinion to have, especially if you are the kind of person who likes to put bumper stickers on his car. Supporting the troops is a position that even Calvin is unwilling to urinate on."

He is honest, doesn't support the troops. But why, or why not? He is against the war on Iraq, and does not support the troops.

and

"But I'm not for the war. And being against the war and saying you support the troops is one of the wussiest positions the pacifists have ever taken - and they're wussy by definition. It's as if the one lesson they took away from Vietnam wasn't to avoid foreign conflicts with no pressing national interest but to remember to throw a parade afterward."

I agree with part of what he writes, about the liberal-left mantra of "I oppose the war but support the troops" as being a hypocritical and dishonest position to take. To support the troops is to support their mission. Plain and simple.

He continues with:

Besides, those little yellow ribbons aren't really for the troops. They need body armor, shorter stays and a USO show by the cast of "Laguna Beach."

Yes, the troops need body armor, something that Senator Kerry and many left wing-nuts now serving in Congress fail to recognize, by voting against funding these special military appropriations. Remember Kerry during the campaigning in 2004? "I voted for the $89 Billion before I voted against it!" Part of that particular appropriations bill was to supply troops on the ground with the body armor that Stein acknowledges that they need.

Shorter stays? Prior to Vietnam, the duration was until the end of hostile activities. Spending one year in Iraq or Afghanistan is a typical tour of duty in hostile environs, which includes South Korea.

As for USO shows. To the best of my knowledge, there have been a number of USO tours in the area. Last year, Herb Jefferson, Jr., (Boomer of the original Battlestar Galactica) had mentioned plans to go to Iraq to visit the troops. I hope Boomer made it over there. I don't know anything about the cast of "Laguna Beach."

Stein's diatribe continues:

"After we've decided that we made a mistake, we don't want to blame the soldiers who were ordered to fight. Or even our representatives, who were deceived by false intelligence. And certainly not ourselves, who failed to object to a war we barely understood."

Here he is setting the stage for claiming the American people and our representatives were deceived, lied to. And to say that Americans barely understand this war is flat out wrong. Most Americans DO understand it: Hussein and his regime murdered nearly a half a million Iraqis over some two decades; used chemical agents on Iraqi population centers and on Iranian troops; was found in possession (after the invasion) of numerous banned weapons systems, weapons developed in the first part of the 21st century by France, and sold to Hussein, weapons capable of delivering chemical and biological agents or nuclear warheads.

This is all well documented in the news.

And then there is this:

"But blaming the president is a little too easy. The truth is that people who pull triggers are ultimately responsible, whether they're following orders or not. An army of people making individual moral choices may be inefficient, but an army of people ignoring their morality is horrifying."

Yes, our service men are ultimately accountable for their actions any and every time they "pull triggers," however, they are required to obey the lawfully given orders of their superiors. As the liberation of Iraq became U.S. policy under the Clinton Administration, and carried out under the Bush Administration, the liberation of Iraq and the military action that has continued since are lawful actions. The U.S. Military is founded on being an army of people who RELY on their moral choices. The very few soldiers who have ignored their morality are now in Leavenworth awaiting dishonorable discharges. I am referring here to those involved in the Abu Graihb (which I have probably misspelled) prisoner abuse scandal.

When the column appeared, Hugh Hewitt stated he received many emails asking for him to comment on the piece. He invited Stein on for an interview. The transcript is posted on Radio Blogger.

I caught about half of the interview, and found it interesting. I also give some credit to Stein for his willingness to do the interview, which akin to his showing up to a gun fight with a pocket knife.

In the interview, it is quite clear that Stein believes the only appropriate use of the military is to provide for international relief efforts, like when the tsunami hit in the Indian Ocean area, or the Pakistani earthquake.

He also indicated it is okay to deploy them where they are invited, like South Korea and Japan. Originally, our troops were deployed to Japan as an army of post war occupation. Same with post WW2 Germany. And we're in South Korea to prevent North Korea from coming back over the border.

One could go on and on in commenting on Stein's column, however, I want to just hit on more point. Stein wrote:

"But when you volunteer for the U.S. military, you pretty much know you're not going to be fending off invasions from Mexico and Canada. So you're willingly signing up to be a fighting tool of American imperialism, for better or worse. Sometimes you get lucky and get to fight ethnic genocide in Kosovo, but other times it's Vietnam.

And sometimes, for reasons I don't understand, you get to just hang out in Germany."

I served in the Air Force in the mid-80s. Referring to the service of our Armed Forces by calling it the "fighting tool of American imperialism" is insulting, to the say the least.

As for the comment about hanging out in Germany, remember the '86 disco bombing?

Or, how about the bombing of the Rib House, a popular restaurant outside of Madrid, frequented by local Air Force personnel. That attack I know well. April 12, 1985, Libyan terrorists bombed that restaurant, killing 18 Spaniards (one was a friend's cousin) and injuring some 80 others (many USAF personnel and their families, some of whom I knew).

Being stationed any where in the world is not a matter of being able to "just hang out." It's a dangerous job, regardless of the duty assignment, and a soldier is expected to lay his life on the line to protect those of us at home. We all know this when we sign on the dotted line and are sworn in.

Perhaps Mr. Stein will remember this in the future, or maybe do something creative, like spend a few weeks in Iraq writing about the troops there. One could hope.

For all our service men and women, wherever you are serving, I thank you for your continued service to our country.

Townhall Meetup: January 2006

The Townhall meetup group for the Twin Cities area gathered again at our regular watering hole for an evening of discussion. This month's gathering had a bit of a change of pace as Lt. Col. Harold Shudlick (retired) put in an appearance to promote his campaign to receive the Republican nomination to the U.S. Senate.

Shudlick is an uncommon man, having served in Vietnam (around 1967 - 1969) where, as a member of the 25th Infantry, he earned the Combat Infantry Badge (awarded for serving under arms in combat) and the Bronze Star for his service in that war.

After Vietnam, he attended Luther Seminary in St. Paul, MN and went on to continue his career in the Army as a Chaplain.

Being both a combat veteran and an ordained minister, Shudlick has had some very unique experiences.

After reading his campaign literature and listening to him speak to our group, I find that a lot of his positions resonate well with me. It goes beyond the standard rhetoric of "lower taxes, less government," and so on. His literature contains the following phrase:

"Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can do for yourself."

Although Shudlick recognizes he has a big challenge in getting the nomination, especially with Mark Kennedy receiving much of the limelight, both from the media and the MNGOP, I believe having an alternative to Kennedy, and a real choice, is healthy for the political landscape.

Meanwhile, back at the Townhall gathering, we touched on a variety of topics, with some impassioned discourse from the group on the subject of same-sex marriage, border security, and taxes.

Tracy, the fearful leader of the pack, mentioned we are one of the few surviving and thriving Townhall groups. He also looks at it as a 12-step program for liberalism. Stay tuned for the next installment of Townhall.

January 24, 2006

Blogging

For those of you who have been following my Blog, you may have noticed a lack of posts over the last few months. Sorry about that.

My life has changed...dramatically.

I have entered the world of Daddyhood, and everything has changed...and for the better.

However, I do want to keep writing, and will endeavor to get back on the ball and keep things here at Kowabunga updated on a more regular basis. Let's face it, there is so much going on in the world, I have to ask myself, where to begin.

And maybe I should post a few pictures of the apple of my eye.

As always, thanks for stopping in and giving my blog a read.

January 14, 2006

Military Spread Too Thin?

All too often I hear, or read on the 'net, something along the following: our military is spread too thin to perform mission X, Y or Z. And then Blame President Bush and Secretary Rumsfeld.

An example of this rhetoric appeared in the following article on Fox News.

"Even if this was a good idea, which it's not, there is not a bounty of National Guardsmen available. Bush and his pal Rumsfeld have stretched us too thin."

Apparently, the Governor of Arizona has called up several hundred National Guardsmen to help protect the Arizona border with Mexico. The above statement was one of the reader comments posted n the article.

I have a recommendation to all those people who believe our military is spread too thin. Please choose to take one of the following actions:

Enlist into the Regular Armed Forces (Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines) Volunteer for the Active Reserves of the various Armed Forces. Join a National Guard Unit. Move to France.

Of course, if you have previously served in the Armed Forces, then the above recommendations do not apply, and I thank you for your service.

You're also not likely to be amongst the whiners about the current state and use of our military.

Proudly Served, USAF 1983-1988

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