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FoxNews has a good piece on the holiday cards that prisoners at Guantanamo Bay are receiving.

How do you say "Season's Greetings" to an enemy combatant being held at Guantanamo Bay? It's only a guess, but maybe the cheerful holiday cards go like this: Dear Avowed Enemy of America: Merry Christmas.

Dear I Yearn to Be a Martyr and Hook Up With 72 Virgins in Heaven: Happy Hanukkah.

It's a well-established tradition for Americans at home to deliver Christmas cheer to U.S. soldiers stationed around the world, but it turns out that prisoners held in the War on Terror are getting good tidings of their own, too.

I have no idea who thought this one up, but I like it.

My greeting to them would be something along the line: "Christ is born. Merry Christmas. Jesus Loves you!"