Dear Comrade Obama: #1
March 22nd, 2010 | by Sqotty |Dear Comrade:
My heartiest congratulations on advancing the People’s cause by nationalizing Amerika’s health insurance industry. What a stroke of genius; destroying the capitalistic health insurance industry, forcing all Americans to buy sub-standard health care coverage, raising taxes and government spending to new levels, and expanding government with over 100 new bureaucracies all in one fell swoop. What more could a dictator want, aside from a docile population? And all of this accomplished without executing a single opponent. But then, you will no longer have to worry about executing your opponents; all you need do is deny them access to health care.
Yes, I know, the right-wing capitalist pig imperialists will try to use the courts to rule your great victory for the People as unconstitutional and invalid. The simple solution to that is to do as the great Franklin Delano Roosevelt and add as many members to that symbol of Imperialism as needed to enforce your will.
Once the Amerikan people are addicted to government run health care, government run banks, government produced motor vehicles, you will be one step closer to realizing the utopia guaranteed by the Revolution.
Your friend,
Joseph Stalin
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