Archive for the ‘Satire’ Category

The Virginians

Friday, May 6th, 2011

Captain's Log, Stardate, oh wait, that's Pajama Boy stuff. It's not unusual for Quark's to have a busy Happy Hour on a Friday. Station personnel like to get an early start on their weekend there, and then there are many traders hanging over for a weekender before upshipping for other parts ...

Who is John Galt?

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's Pajama Boy stuff. It was a typical happy hour at Quark's for a Friday. Which is to say, aside from myself and Morn, there were not many paying customers there. The Doctor was there as well, but his idea of paying for drinks was to ...

TSA Wants Your Nail Clippers – but not your phaser

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait. That's pajama boy stuff. I was sitting at the bar in Quark's Place when in walked Scotty, fresh off a transport from Earth, and dressed to the hilt in full Highland regalia. "Ah, Kahuna. I've been looking for ye," said the Scottish engineer. "What for?" I asked, then ...

Distress Signal

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. We were out near a planet called Tatooine, looking for some good surf, and failing completely to find any. Thinking it was time to try out the new Wave Maker 2012 Palinizer from the Duras Sisters, we prepared for the best. Then, ...

Barking Tribble

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. I was at my usual spot at the bar in Quark's Place when Quark came up with my first round of Guinness with a tribble sweat chaser. He looked like he wanted to tell me something pretty badly. "Okay, Quark, spill it. What's ...

Onion Does Trek Movie

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

The Onion knocked one out of a park with a spoof of what they think Trek fans reaction to the new Star Trek movie will be like. The video is a real hoot, so check it out. Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable' Tags: Star Trek the Onion

Return of the Kahuna

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. It had been a while since I last stopped in at Quark's and I was long overdue for a few pints of Guinness with Tribble Sweat chasers. Quark was, of course, in his typical sly self. It was obvious he had something to tell ...