The Virginians
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh wait, that's Pajama Boy stuff. It's not unusual for Quark's to have a busy Happy Hour on a Friday. Station personnel like to get an early…
Who is John Galt?
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's Pajama Boy stuff. It was a typical happy hour at Quark's for a Friday. Which is to say, aside from myself and Morn, there…
TSA Wants Your Nail Clippers – but not your phaser
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait. That's pajama boy stuff. I was sitting at the bar in Quark's Place when in walked Scotty, fresh off a transport from Earth, and dressed…
Distress Signal
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. We were out near a planet called Tatooine, looking for some good surf, and failing completely to find any. Thinking it…
Barking Tribble
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. I was at my usual spot at the bar in Quark's Place when Quark came up with my first round of…
Onion Does Trek Movie
The Onion knocked one out of a park with a spoof of what they think Trek fans reaction to the new Star Trek movie will be like. The video is…
Return of the Kahuna
Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. It had been a while since I last stopped in at Quark's and I was long overdue for a few pints of Guinness…