Archive for the ‘Surf Log’ Category

Barking Tribble

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. I was at my usual spot at the bar in Quark's Place when Quark came up with my first round of Guinness with a tribble sweat chaser. He looked like he wanted to tell me something pretty badly. "Okay, Quark, spill it. What's ...

Czars, Czars, Everywhere Czars

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Captain's Log, Stardate…oh, wait, that's Pajama Boy stuff. I was over at Quark's for Happy Hour and catching up on the news. As always, the main screen was tuned to Targ News. Quark angled over to where I was sitting at the bar with my first round of Guinness with a ...

Purple: The New Red

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. It had been a while since I last visited Quark's Place, and I was definitely overdue for some Guinness and Tribble Sweat. The crowd on the promenade was larger than usual, and more boisterous. These silly humans were waving signs that read things like "I ...

Return of the Kahuna

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. It had been a while since I last stopped in at Quark's and I was long overdue for a few pints of Guinness with Tribble Sweat chasers. Quark was, of course, in his typical sly self. It was obvious he had something to tell ...

Obama Like JFK

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. Quark's place was quiet for a Friday afternoon happy hour. Probably because Cisco has his pajama boys working overtime on a new project of his. I was on my second round of Guinness and and Tribble Sweat when Quark disled up to my spot ...

Flipper Says No Bloodbath On Bajor

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. Quark's place was jammed packed for Happy Hour by the time I got there. Still, I managed to find a spot at the bar, and looked around for the Doctor. I knew the Doctor was on DS9 as I spotted the familiar blue ...

Sandy And The HIll

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. It had been a long, surfless run out to Antares and back. The crew was happy when we hit DS9 for some badly needed R and R, not to mention a chance to pick up a the new wave making torpedoes I had ordered from ...

Stuck On Bajor

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy talk. Every now and again, I pick up something of exceptional interest to trade to Quark. Today was not only an exception, it was an exceptional exception. In the form of a new R2D2 unit. When I strolled into Quark's place I ...

Illegal Alien’s Boycott

Monday, May 1st, 2006

Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy talk. It was "Happy Hour" at Quark's. The place was jamming. Wall-to-wall people, so it was a bit of a challenge getting a seat at the bar. I managed anyway, as I spotted the Doctor busily knocking back a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. "Ah, Kahuna, How have ...

Big Dilithium

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy talk. We had been back from the surf tour with Flipper Kerry a couple of weeks, and I had been riding high on Quark's generosity (meaning, I still had to buy my own drinks) for the high quality footage I delivered up to him, on ...

Surfing at Altair IV

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Captain's Log, stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy talk. We were hanging out on the outskirts of the Altair system, waiting for Flipper Kerry to launch the first of his test torpedoes at Altair IV so we could record his gallant ride across the solar system on the resulting wave. "Hey, Kahuna, ...

Flipper, the Wave Rider

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. "There I was, taking a team of spec ops into Cardasian Territory, when one of these guys handed me his hat. Said I should keep it for good luck," Flipper told the eagerly listening crowd, as he opened up his briefcase and produced his ...

Purple Fingers

Thursday, December 15th, 2005

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. It had been a while since we had called on DS9, and with the impending elections on Bajor, I figured now was as good a time as any to stop by Quark's and shoot the breeze. We had picked up on the Bajoran News Network ...

Unsocial Security

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. It was a slow week, the surf was unusually glassy, and we were fresh out of torpedoes from the Duras Sisters, so we put into port at DS9 and I headed down to Quark's Place for a few rounds as a prelude to a ...

Rough Surf

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy talk. We finally laid our hands on a new load of torpedoes from the Duras Sisters. We had plenty of Mr. Zog's S.. Wax on hand as I had traded 10 barrels of blood wine and a case of Romulan Ale with the Doctor. The ...

Kahuna’s Intro to the Rua Pentherod

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. We were at Tunok's "You Kill It, We Grill" bar and grill. Since we were pressed for time, we opted for the pre-killed critter combo surprise. That's the one where you don't know what you are getting until it is set in ...

Thunder Jack

Wednesday, February 9th, 2005

Stardate, oh wait, that's pajama boy talk. The Duras Sisters are having problems keeping up with the demand for the latest entry in their line of wave making torpedoes, which I decided was a good thing as I needed a break and with that in mind, put into port at DS9 ...

Bowling on Mos Eisley

Saturday, February 5th, 2005

Stardate, oh wait, that's Pajama Boy talk. The surf was down today, way down, no wave action anywhere in the quadrant. Just as well as today was the day for the Intergalactic Bowling Tournament hosted at the Scum and Villainy Lanes on Mos Eisley. Teams from all around were ...

Worf, Kern, and the Doctor, Oh My!

Wednesday, December 8th, 2004

It was Happy Hour over at Quark's. Some of us take Happy Hour seriously, and so it was with me, as I sat down at the bar and ordered up a pint of Guinness with a Tribble Sweat chaser. My usual, as it were. I was hanging ...

The Doctor is Who?

Friday, October 29th, 2004

Stardate, oh wait, that's Pajama Boy talk. We'd been in port at DS9 for a week, waiting for a delivery of surfing wax for the Kowabunga. Those Feddie supply ships take too long to transport needed supplies out to the far reaches of the Federation. Not very efficient, unlike ...