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Ancient Scottish Lore speaks highly of the Scotch Fairy, who travels the world at night replenishing the Scotch supply of those whom he deems worthy. It is truly quite easy to attract the attention of this rare spirit, as all that is required is to leave a bottle of your finest single-malt Scotch out on your bar or counter, with the top off, of course, as the Scotch Fairy is quite a tiny fellow. It is also important to remember to leave a good shot of the water of life in the bottle for the fairy, else it will fail to attract his attention. Then, in the wee hours of the morn' before dawn, when the Scotch Fairy is out and about, should he spy your bottle and its open invitation, he may well deign to pay it a visit.

What happens next is truly a sight to behold; the Scotch Fairy fly's down into the bottle, drinks up the remnants of the whiskey, and, providing you did indeed leave enough of a sample for him so as to gain his good grace, his body analyzes and processes the quality of the scotch; then, this grand spirit and patron of the water of life, completes his noble task, filling your bottle to the brim with the same fine single-malt that had previously filled your bottle. But, be forewarned, should you leave out a bottle of blended Scotch, or a drink equally as foul, what you may find may resemble something more closely related to a horse.

The Scotch Fairy was originally conceived by Dana Chick.

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Background on the Clan

From out of the Mighty Highlands of Qo'noS, long, long ago, arose a great and noble Warrior, who became leader of one of the most powerful clans in the history of the Empire. The clan was MacKlingon. MacKlingon's rose up to do to battle with batleth's in hand, and the skirl of bagpipes to chill the nerves of their enemies, and never has this noble clan of Highland Klingons seen defeat.

They built castles and cities along the rivers and lochs of the lands they occupied, the greatest of which was Kaer MacKlingon.

The Northern Highlands of Qo'noS is where the mighty Highlanders hail from. The typical highlander revels in the hunt, battle (like any true Klingon), and strong drink. They are a lusty race that lives for today, and worries about tomorrow when it comes.

Legends of Highland Qo'noS

In the land of the MacKlingon's many legends abound, including one about a monster that lives in the deepest of the great Highland Lochs. This monster, though never photographed is said to have been seen for many generations. Warriors would go out in search of the monster, to prove their valor and battleworth, only to return home with naught to tell, save for the occasional warrior who never returned, of whom it is said they met the great beast of the Loch.

The monster takes its name from the loch in which it lives, thus it is called the Loch Kirk Monster, and it is rumored to have one helluva hair piece.

The Highland Bards of Qo'noS

Highland Bards are renowned for the bawdy drinking songs and tales of battle and bardic expertise, each clan names a clan bard to record and pass down the songs unique for each clan. The bard is proficient in the telling of the ways, song, and versed in a number of instruments and is responsible for creating new stories and songs depicting great historical events within the clan in addition to preserving the many tales that had been passed down to him.

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