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I have decided that I need a new category in honor of Sheryl Crow who is Moonbatting her way across America spewing stupidity. From the Washington Post:

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

I really don't want to know how many squares of TP she uses. Can you imagine what it will be like if people are limited to using a couple of squares of TP to wipe their bottoms after, well, you know. Okay, let's not go there.

I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.

How about using cloth napkins. Or, better still, planting new trees when you cut old ones down. Oh, wait, we do that now!

She also complains about Texas being in the 70s in January and in the 40s in April. Guess what? That's normal for Texas. When I went through bootcamp at Lackland, it was over 100 in December then immediately dropped to freezing temps (with windchill below zero).

This next one is a real gem...

This next idea I have been saving but I will share it with you if you promise not to steal it. It is my latest, very exciting idea for creating incentive for us all to minimize our own personal carbon footprints. It's a reality show. (I feel pretty certain NO ONE has thought of this yet!) Here is the premise: the contest consists of 10 people who are competing for the top spot as the person who lives the "greenest" life. This will be reflected in the contestant's home, his business, and his own personal living style. The winner of this challenging, prestigious, contest would receive what??. . . . a recording contract!!!!!

Obviously, if living with the absolute smallest carbon footpring were required to get and maintain a recording contract, we would never hear of Sheryl Crow as she couldn't downsize her carbon footprint enough to win. And what would "American Idol" do?

Crow has a reputation of being a fine singer. I even have her first CD somewhere in the house. It is obvious to me that with ideas like the ones noted above she should stick to singing and leave saving the environment to those with more brainpower than she can muster.

Sheryl Crow

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