Surf’s Up

Friday, November 5th, 2010

Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. Things were getting dicey in Cell Block NCC-1701. Not only were there stormtroopers to deal with, but the Red Shirts found their masculinity. "Kamahameha, where've you been," I said. "Wait, just beam us out of here. Better still, load up a Wave Maker ...

Obama Sends Draft Dodger to Arlington

Saturday, May 29th, 2010

President Obama has decided to skip visiting Arlington on Memorial Day, opting instead to go to Chicago for (yet another) vacation and sending VP Joe Biden to do the honors. First off, Obama not going to Arlington isn't a big deal. He isn't military, and most people serving in the military, ...

Wealthy to Gather for Obama/Biden

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

From the realm of the unbelievable, also known as Minnesota, Robert Pohlad, son of the late Karl Pohlad (and owner of the Twins), is hosting a fundraising event asking $7,600 per person to meet non-other than Smokin' Sloe Joe Biden. Yep, that's right, seventy-six hundred smackers and you can meet ...

Biden: We’ll Prosecute Bush

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Slow Joe Biden continues to prove that the Obama campaign still suffers from Bush Derangement Syndrome as he asserts that if they are elected they will prosecute President Bush for his crimes. If liberating a people from an unjust and criminal dictatorship is a crime, then nearly every President from ...

What’s Worse Than a Liberal Lawyer in the White House?

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Two liberal lawyers in the White House. Barack Obama has announced his running mate pick: Joe Biden. We now have a very Liberal/Marxist ticket consisting of two lawyers, both of whom are career politicians, and neither of whom has served a single day in the uniform of the Armed Forces. As ...