The Piccard Library

August 14th, 2004 | by Sqotty |

An in depth search on Spamazon has identified the following books by Capt. Jean-Luc Piccard, Starfleet, former captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

Zen and the Art of Surrender
101 Ways to Surrender and Not Get Court-Martialed
The Fine Art of the White Flag
Don’t Shoot! We Give Up! The Autobiography of Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
How to Surrender Like a Frenchman
The Piccard Maneuver: The Textbook on Surrender

There may be many other books by the legendary “Captain Surrender”, however, I thought that this would be a good start for Redshirt interested in surviving an encounter with the bodaciously awesome Klingon Empire. Hey, if you are going to surrender, you may as well learn from the export, and that export is: Jean-Luc Piccard.

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