Hillary: White House Like Prison
Hillary Clinton, after being handed a series of softballs, tells Tyra Banks living in the White House is like living in a prison. How the heck did she come up with that comparison?
From the LA Times:
Not that it's going to diminish her ambition to live there again, but Hillary Clinton says she views the White House as something of a prison.
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President Harry Truman once said that the White House was like the crown jewel of the American penal system because you can feel confined.
Based on my very limited knowledge of prison and the White House, I have hard time coming to that kind of conclusion. Maybe its only Democrats that feel that way as that is where so many of them, like former congressman Traficant, belong.
In the White House, there are security details there to prevent you from getting bumped off, and these security agents will take a bullet for you. In prison, there are also guards; they are there to keep the inmates from doing more harm to law-biding citizens.
In the White House, you get gourmet meals prepared by great chefs, served with wine or any other kind of booze (especially important if Ted Kennedy is coming to dinner) you would like. In prison, you are served whatever the cooks prepare in a large cafeteria setting with some guy named Bubba eyeing you AND your food. No alcohol is served.
In the White House you can come and go as you please, albeit escorted by an entourage of security agents. In prison, you get to go to an exercise yard and work out with some guy named Bubba who may think you are cute.
In the White House, you have luxurious living accommodations for both you and your family. In prison, you share a tiny cell and toilet with some guy named Bubba who may want to do "the nasty" with you.
How is this like prison? Unless Hillary considers Bill to be like Bubba in the prison examples, there are no similarities.
Hillary then suggests that if she is elected America will need a name for Bill as First lady won't work.
Banks also wanted to know what Clinton's husband would be called if she won. "He will always be Mr. President," Clinton said. "But now we need to do a nationwide contest for a name.""Like a reality show," Banks suggested.
"Like a reality show," Clinton agreed. "This is good, because think about it; here are some of the things that have been suggested like First Mate. His Scottish friends say 'First Laddie,' but we need ideas. I'll just keep calling him Bill."
My recommendation is "First Philanderer", which is a little politer than "First Adulterer." The question is, where do I submit my entry?
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